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		<title>Religion in the Workplace</title>
		<link>http://smugpuppies.com/2010/08/23/religion-in-the-workplace/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 06:24:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeri</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The 9th Circuit Court of Appeals today upheld Christian-based aid organization World Vision&#8217;s practice of hiring &#8211; and retaining &#8211; only those who affirm the organization&#8217;s statement of faith. Three former employees filed a lawsuit for wrongful termination when World Vision fired the employees after determining they no longer believed in the deity of Jesus [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The 9th Circuit Court of Appeals <a href="http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2012705207_worldvision24m.html">today upheld</a> Christian-based aid organization World Vision&#8217;s practice of hiring &#8211; and retaining &#8211; only those who affirm the organization&#8217;s statement of faith.</p>
<p>Three former employees filed a lawsuit for wrongful termination when World Vision fired the employees after determining they no longer believed in the deity of Jesus Christ nor in the Trinity.</p>
<p>The legal issues in this case are many and complex:</p>
<ul>
<li> whether religious-based groups have the right to hire only those of their own faith
<li> whether religious-based nonprofits that receive government funds should be able to hire only those of their own faith when using government funds
<li>whether employees who are performing satisfactorily in a secular capacity should face the possibility of losing their job solely because of religious beliefs</ul>
<p>Dissenting judge Marsha Berzon writes that Title VII &#8220;makes a narrow exemption for institutions devoted to prayer and religious instruction, but expanding that exemption to nonprofit organizations tips the balance &#8220;toward a society in which employers could self-declare as religious enclaves from which dissenters can be excluded despite their ability to do the assigned secular work as well as religiously acceptable employees.&#8221;</p>
<p>World Vision is a Federal Way organization; I drive past it when I go to visit my sister. I&#8217;ve had friends apply for work there unsuccessfully because of the religion issue.</p>
<p>My personal opinion? Even a private organization is subject to equal opportunity employment hiring law, unless the job specifically requires professional practice of a particular religious faith. A pastor or director of religious education? Sure, they must be Christian, and of the right make and model. But the church secretary and accountant? It shouldn&#8217;t matter one bit. </p>
<p>The same should apply to organizations like World Vision. If they&#8217;re hiring a missionary to spread a specific type of Christian gospel, then by all means, a Christian statement of faith is relevant. If they need an IT professional, a project manager, a logistics assistant, again, the faith issue shouldn&#8217;t matter, and under EEO law, should be an off limits topic. The use of federal funds should make that process even more rigorous. </p>
<p>I realize that&#8217;s an overly simplistic view of the world, and that the law is far more complicated than that. Still, I don&#8217;t want my tax dollars being spent on humanitarian support that come a side of proselytizing or prejudicial, discriminatory hiring practices &#8211; I&#8217;d prefer they went to strictly secular organizations instead.</p>
<p>You see, I don&#8217;t believe America is a Christian nation. (Sorry, Christian friends!) I passionately believe we&#8217;re a pluralistic nation that happens to have a Christian majority &#8211; which I am only marginally a part of &#8211; but we are also a nation with a strong commitment to freedom, tolerance and mutual respect. </p>
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		<title>My Dating Allergy</title>
		<link>http://smugpuppies.com/2010/08/18/my-dating-allergy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 05:04:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeri</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know I&#8217;ve mentioned a time or two before that I am violently allergic to dating. It just seems profoundly unappealing. A couple of months ago, I talked about my relationship status, and came to the conclusion it could best be defined as &#8220;friend&#8221;. Or, if you prefer, &#8220;independent&#8221;. I&#8217;m watching a few of my [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I know I&#8217;ve mentioned a time or two before that I am violently allergic to dating. It just seems profoundly unappealing. </p>
<p>A couple of months ago, I talked about my <a href=" http://smugpuppies.com/2010/06/25/relationship-status/">relationship status</a>, and came to the conclusion it could best be defined as &#8220;friend&#8221;. Or, if you prefer, &#8220;independent&#8221;. </p>
<p>I&#8217;m watching a few of my real life and online friends go through the process of dating again, and frankly it looks unpleasant from the outside. Dating sites, uncomfortable dates, miscommunication, friends with benefits, bad sex, good sex but no call, and just generally playing the game.</p>
<p>New (but sure to be longtime) friend and kindred spirit Frances writes about this in her post hilariously titled <a href=" http://youstarthere.blogspot.com/2010/08/men-want-sex-and-my-refusal-to-become.html">Men Want Sex. And My Refusal to Become a Moose.</a>  She says, &#8221; A few of us hold out, thinking that reason and humor and genuine affection is really what the &#8220;good&#8221; ones want.&#8221; Damn straight, I do! Oh, wait, she was talking about men. <img src='http://smugpuppies.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' />  Seriously, that&#8217;s *me*, too. I don&#8217;t play hard to get, I have no clue about the game and I opt out! </p>
<p>Not to mention that as I see it, of the couple of hundred adults I know, it breaks down like this:</p>
<ul>
<li>70% or so are married or in long term relationships</p>
<li>10% are gay or lesbian, and see above
<li>10% are hot, brilliant, funny, interesting women who are either looking or not looking, variously
<li>9% are attractive, brilliant, funny, interesting men who are completely uninterested and even actively avoidant  of women, relationships and commitment (although some aren&#8217;t averse to sex if they can get it)
<li>1% is open to a relationship but the night nurse at the psych ward won&#8217;t let him use the phone to call Courtney Love anymore</ul>
<p>Seriously &#8211; many women remain eternally hopeful, but I only know one or two men who have not pretty much given up and become hermits. These are not good odds. <img src='http://smugpuppies.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>As I&#8217;ve said, I find the concept of dating bizarre from my mid-life perspective. I don&#8217;t have the patience for it, the capacity to play the games, or any tolerance for idiocy. I&#8217;d much rather spend a wonderful, comfortable evening with good friends of either gender, sharing good food, drinks, laughs and camaraderie and go home alone, than spend an awkward, painful evening with a near-stranger that might or might not end in uncomfortable sex and a nearly negligible chance of a call back in the future. </p>
<p>In the process, I build a life that I love with people who are my family of choice. If by chance I happen to stumble over a friend that surprises me, who makes me think about romance and a different kind of relationship, that&#8217;s an added bonus. I&#8217;m not looking for it; I&#8217;m not averse to it. (I&#8217;m probably way too busy for it!) Either way my life is enriched by great friends and time spent being truly myself.</p>
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		<title>The Good Girl</title>
		<link>http://smugpuppies.com/2010/03/29/the-good-girl/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Mar 2010 05:40:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeri</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I learned to be a good girl early in life. When I took care of everyone else, didn&#8217;t rock the boat, followed all the rules and met my parents&#8217; high standards, I stayed out of trouble and earned the occasional grudging nod of acceptance. I got married a couple of months after college and settled [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I learned to be a good girl early in life. When I took care of everyone else, didn&#8217;t rock the boat, followed all the rules and met my parents&#8217; high standards, I stayed out of trouble and earned the occasional grudging nod of acceptance.  </p>
<p>I got married a couple of months after college and settled down. I was a good wife, supportive and enabling, tolerating it all and cleaning up messes as soon as they were made.  I earned a good living and used it to support the family.</p>
<p>I had my first baby three years after the wedding, and my second three years after that, both on schedule.  I was a devoted mom, putting my kids first and working long hours to both support them and spend quality time with them.</p>
<p>I finally divorced my ex-husband after nine years of his compulsive financial irresponsibility, not for myself, but when I began to feel my children&#8217;s safety and security were threatened by it. It cost me my faith.</p>
<p>A couple of years later I married Bryan, who I adored and tried to be an exemplary wife to.  He was conservative, responsible, kind and loving and I tried to take care of him and the boys in every way. I was a good wife and mom, I had a good job, and constantly strove to be conservative and respectable and not rock the boat.</p>
<p>Then a year ago I lost Bryan, and with it a large part of my identity &#8211; wife. Loved one. Partner in a stable, responsible home. Instead, I had to try to figure out who I was, when I wasn&#8217;t busy taking care of everyone and trying to meet everyone else&#8217;s standards as wife, mom, employee, daughter.</p>
<p>Who am I? I am still a caretaking, nurturing type &#8211; that hasn&#8217;t changed. There&#8217;s nothing I like better than truly helping someone, preferably behind the scenes, with a hug, some long term support, an act of love, or anonymous generosity.</p>
<p>I am not, however, quite the good girl I&#8217;ve tried to pass myself off as for so many years. I do like to rock the boat. I firmly believe that &#8220;What the hell?&#8221; is often the right decision, and that I would, indeed, like to give &#8216;em something to talk about. I&#8217;m creative and artistic. Passionate about what I believe in. Very geeky. A little bit edgy and nihilistic. And more than a little bit hedonistic. </p>
<p>In the process of growing up a little this past year, I got healthier and set some interesting fitness goals. I changed the way I dress, a little curvier and punkier, becoming a shoe &#038; jewelry addict in the process. I pierced my ears a few times and now wear colorful jewelry. I got my first tattoo, an ankle bracelet memorial. </p>
<p>The tattoo, in particular, is an interesting rejection of the good girl ethos. When I grew up, only sailors and bikers had tattoos. They were just not commonly worn, especially by women. Now, of course, for younger generations, body modification is a frequent rite of passage.  As an artist, as a bit of a rebel, as a woman seeking beauty and meaning in my life, the act of permanently inking my skin with something significant is an important freedom for me.</p>
<p>So, here&#8217;s to shedding the old, ill-fitting good girl skin and finding one that fits better! I wish all of you a similar epiphany on your journey.</p>
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		<title>Patriot Act and the Pendulum</title>
		<link>http://smugpuppies.com/2009/09/15/patriot-act-and-the-pendulum/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 05:16:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeri</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Justice Department officials reported that the administration supports extending three key provisions of the Patriot Act that are due to expire at the end of the year. These items include the authority to access business records, monitor individual terrorists and conduct roving wiretaps. The administration is willing to consider additional privacy protections as long as [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Justice Department officials <a href="http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/politics/2009871135_apuspatriotact.html ">reported that</a> the administration supports extending three key provisions of the Patriot Act that are due to expire at the end of the year. These items include the authority to access business records, monitor individual terrorists and conduct roving wiretaps. The administration is willing to consider additional privacy protections as long as they don&#8217;t weaken the effectiveness of the law.</p>
<p>I am gravely disappointed.</p>
<p>I am, politically, most accurately described as a libertarian, however, I&#8217;m definitely not a candidate for membership in the libertarian party. (Staunch stronghold of freeze-dried-whackaloons!) Philosophically, libertarians cover a wide spectrum, but tend to support strong personal rights to life and liberty, free market capitalism, private property rights, minimal government regulation, minimal taxation, and rejection of the welfare state, all within the context of the rule of law.</p>
<p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USA_PATRIOT_Act">The Patriot Act</a>, initially passed by a bipartisan majority just 45 days after the September 11, 2001 World Trade Center bombings, has been highly controversial.</p>
<p>The Cliff Notes version of the act is:</p>
<p><i>Title I</i>: provides for enhanced domestic security services<br />
<i>Title II</i>: expands availability and flexibility of surveillance procedures to law enforcement officials.<br />
<i>Title III</i>: extends anti-money-laundering provisions to detect and prevent terrorism<br />
<i>Title IV</i>: beefs up border security, the INS, and associated detention guidelines.<br />
<i>Title VI</i>: provides aid to victims and families of victims of terrorism<br />
<i>Title VIII</i>: redefines criminal law around terrorism, cyberterrorism and support activities<br />
<i>Title IX</i>: establishes priorities for collection of foreign intelligence<br />
<i>Title X</i>: adds miscellaneous provisions not covered under other sections</p>
<p>The <a href="http://epic.org/privacy/terrorism/usapatriot/#overview">primary arguments</a> against the Patriot Act are that it:</p>
<ul>
<li>Expands terrorism laws to include “domestic terrorism” which could subject political organizations to surveillance, wiretapping, harassment, and criminal action for political advocacy. </p>
<li>Expands the ability of law enforcement to conduct secret searches, gives them wide powers of phone and Internet surveillance, and access to highly personal medical, financial, mental health, and student records with minimal judicial oversight.
<li>Allows FBI Agents to investigate American citizens for criminal matters without probable cause of crime if they say it is for “intelligence purposes.”
<li>Permits non-citizens to be jailed based on mere suspicion and to be denied re-admission to the US for engaging in free speech. Suspects convicted of no crime may be detained indefinitely in six month increments without meaningful judicial review. </ul>
<p>On September 11, I posted an update on Facebook, &#8220;I&#8217;m grateful for America&#8217;s freedom today.&#8221; Responses were mixed &#8211; some shared my gratitude, and some were dismayed at our eroding freedoms. My response?</p>
<blockquote><p>You know, we may have lost some of our innocence and some of our perceived freedoms &#8211; I&#8217;ve written about my loathing for the Patriot Act and <a href="http://smugpuppies.com/2007/02/21/detainee-rights/">Guantanamo Bay</a> before.</p>
<p>Still, I can post whatever I want here without getting thrown into jail. (Myanmar) I can protest for or against anything I want downtown without getting shot in cold blood. (China) I can wear whatever I like &#8211; and drive alone &#8211; and execute my own legal agreements. (Iran)</p>
<p>It may be far from perfect, and the pendulum has swung well toward paranoia since 9/11, but America is still my country and I&#8217;m still grateful.</p></blockquote>
<p>Still, I&#8217;d have to agree, in principle, that our freedoms are eroding. We <i>are</i> losing our civil liberties and privacy. I&#8217;m neither a constitional law scholar nor a political analyst, and I can&#8217;t say where the line should be drawn. I do strongly feel that the Patriot Act is Orwellian and goes too far. I&#8217;d hoped for better from our current administration.</p>
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		<title>Not Writing About</title>
		<link>http://smugpuppies.com/2009/04/13/not-writing-about/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 05:07:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeri</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In my current foggy brain state, I thought I&#8217;d share with you things that are on my mind that I&#8217;m not going to write about because I can&#8217;t do them justice. The easing of trade and travel restrictions with Cuba. This restriction has always seemed ludicrous to me, and I&#8217;m glad we&#8217;re opening the door. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In my current foggy brain state, I thought I&#8217;d share with you things that are on my mind that I&#8217;m <i>not</i> going to write about because I can&#8217;t do them justice.</p>
<ul>
<li>The <a href="http://www.seattlepi.com/national/1151ap_us_cuba.html">easing of trade and travel restrictions with Cuba</a>.  This restriction has always seemed ludicrous to me, and I&#8217;m glad we&#8217;re opening the door.
<li>The Obama&#8217;s new puppy.  Breeder sourced or rescued, and will it make the breed too popular?  Holy crap &#8211; in the scheme of things expected of a president, this is UTTERLY IMMATERIAL.  Find some actual news to report on, people.
<li>My sister&#8217;s workplace (a hospital) was evacuated today for a <a href="http://is.gd/shIH">bomb threat to the adjacent pharmacy</a>.  Apparently a druggie couldn&#8217;t get his fix and left the bomb beside instead.  The bomb squad actually detonated the not-particularly-lethal bomb. I&#8217;m very glad she and her colleagues are ok.
<li>Taxes, which utterly suck.
<li>Going through a lifetime&#8217;s accumulation of stuff, which also utterly sucks and I have not even begun on it.
<li>Sleet (in Poulsbo) and snow (in Anchorage) in April is a really bad idea on the part of the weather gods.
<li>My smug sons, one of whom is coping marvelously and the other of whom is driving me nuts. (no guesses needed)
<li>The <a href="http://www.seattlepi.com/local/405022_wasl_13.html?source=mypi">demise of WASL standardized testing and exit exams</a> in Washington. (Yeah!) Which will probably be replaced with some other form of standardized testing. (Sigh.)
<li>The incredible, enduring value of friends in my life.
</ul>
<p>Please feel free to add, subtract or elaborate on any of these subjects. </p>
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		<title>Getting There</title>
		<link>http://smugpuppies.com/2008/09/20/getting-there/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Sep 2008 00:08:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeri</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last night we went to our long awaited blast-from-the-past concert. Cheap Trick, Heart &#038; Journey, at the White River Amphitheater in Auburn. I mention the venue because the concert isn&#8217;t actually the story here. The White River Amphitheater, located 10 miles east of Auburn on an Indian reservation, is a partially covered outdoor concert venue [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Last night we went to our long awaited blast-from-the-past concert. Cheap Trick, Heart &#038; Journey, at the White River Amphitheater in Auburn.</p>
<p>I mention the venue because the <i>concert</i> isn&#8217;t actually the story here.</p>
<p>The White River Amphitheater, located 10 miles east of Auburn on an Indian reservation, is a partially covered outdoor concert venue that seats 20,000. Many relatively big name bands are booked there, to the dismay of concert-goers throughout the Puget Sound.</p>
<p>You see, the location is served only by a pair of two lane rural roads, and traffic in and out is disastrous. It can take cars two, three even four hours to reach the location, and 90% of folks who attend a White River Amphitheater concert swear never to go there again.</p>
<p>All recommendations were to use the park and ride shuttle location at the local mall, so we did. I had a few reservations about the concept &#8211; the shuttle buses, rickety local school buses, had to traverse the same congested two lane roads as everyone else, so the only net advantage was less cars on the road and front door drop-off.</p>
<p>We left downtown Seattle at 4:15 for a 7:00pm concert. Under good conditions, the drive to Auburn is an hour, and the drive to the amphitheater another 30 minutes.</p>
<p>Conditions were far from good. We didn&#8217;t get to shuttle parking until about 5:40. We ran into McDonald&#8217;s to use the restroom and then&#8230; oops. There were several hundred people in line, wrapping up and down two rows of cars in the parking lot. And why is it that the assholes who cut in front of you in line are more likely to be 1) drunk, and 2) chain smokers?</p>
<p>We made it on a standing room only rickety school bus at 6:30, and headed out into stop and go traffic. The 10-mile country road drive took an an hour and ten minutes. </p>
<p>After about 45 minutes, a couple of people were absolutely desperate to go to the bathroom. They were asking to be let off, regardless, in the middle of nowhere. The bus driver would not, stating policy; she wouldn&#8217;t let anyone off until we reached the destination.</p>
<p>Eventually, a couple of the most desperate made do with a shared big gulp cup in a section walled off with blankets and coats. It was quite a pathetic group bonding experience. I don&#8217;t think those folks took the shuttle bus on return.</p>
<p>In spite of starting our journey very early (4:15 pm) and concert starting late, we missed the first 25 minutes, arriving just in time for Cheap Trick&#8217;s encore. The concert was excellent, I&#8217;ll post about that separately &#8211; the real story here is the transport.</p>
<p>We skipped Journey&#8217;s encore to line up for the shuttle bus returning to our car. There were already a couple hundred people in line, and yes, we again encountered booze &#038; cigarette-fortified line-jumpers. We allowed them to live.</p>
<p>We made it onto a bus fairly quickly, there were several lined up, and headed out. Almost immediately, the driver took an unfamiliar turn. &#8220;Oh, she&#8217;s taking an alternate route to miss traffic, good.&#8221;</p>
<p>Uh, wrong!</p>
<p>Nearly forty-five minutes later, completely disoriented after driving down several long dark back roads, the bus driver admitted she was lost. She asked if anyone had a GPS or a map. She called her dispatcher, and got her first set of directions back to civilization. Another bus was following, and we turned around and followed it for a while. </p>
<p>A half hour later, as we headed up what looked like a low mountain pass and past a state park, one guy admitted to having a GPS and pointed out to her that she was way off-route and that again, she&#8217;d missed a turn and we&#8217;d be dozens of miles and a very long time getting back to town. We turned around and backtracked &#8211; the other lost bus, for all I know, is still driving around in the dark.</p>
<p>The bus dispatcher was, by this time, no longer answering the radio, but GPS guy sat up front near her and navigated her back to civilization. </p>
<p>At this point, the bus was divided into two camps &#8211; the mildly irritated, laughing and patient majority that assumed we&#8217;d figure it out, and the hostile and nasty minority who were screaming insults, random directions, and for her to slow down and speed up.</p>
<p>When we came to the main road again, we crossed a concert traffic police roadblock. Several folks screamed for her to stop and get directions. Most of the nasty minority stomped off the bus (no &#8220;must stay onboard&#8221; policy by this point!), swearing they&#8217;d get home some other way. (How were they going to call for a ride, since they didn&#8217;t know where they were?)</p>
<p>One of the cops gave directions, while another cop took the driver off the bus &#8211; not that she was in trouble, just walked around with her, calmed her down, made sure she was ok to drive. (I give the woman credit &#8211; I&#8217;d have been a quivering wreck by then.) A third climbed on the bus and spoke to those of us still onboard. We assured the officer we were fine with her driving skills, just had no confidence in her ability to find the broadside of a barn.</p>
<p>At our nearly unanimous request, the cops provided an escort all the way back to shuttle parking for the poor bus driver. The cops also gave the nasty minority a chance to re-board. The rest of us onboard allowed them to live.</p>
<p>We retraced our route to the concert venue and drove back to the shuttle parking, and the cop pulled over on the exit and waved the bus driver on. With about five blocks to go, the driver managed to get lost <i>one last time</i> on the way to shuttle parking. She missed the turnoff to the mall and had to backtrack to finally get us there.</p>
<p>We had been on one of the first buses to leave the amphitheater, but when we finally arrived after two hours of wandering lost, the parking lot was nearly empty and our cars were the last ones there. I retraced our route, here:</p>
<div align='center'><a href='http://smugpuppies.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/picture-4.jpg'><img src="http://smugpuppies.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/picture-4-300x129.jpg" alt="Lost Bus" title="Lost Bus" width="300" height="129" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-1087" /></a></div>
<p>I think we&#8217;ve joined the 90% of concert goers that will not be attending another White River Amphitheater concert. It&#8217;s too bad, they book some great acts.</p>
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		<title>Repeating History</title>
		<link>http://smugpuppies.com/2008/09/03/repeating-history/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 04:50:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeri</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My son is in 11th grade history this year, his last required year. It&#8217;s &#8211; surprise! &#8211; US history. Again. This makes me cranky. I am not a history buff. I am, however, a believer in a solid education, and I think our educational system should be turning out more students who are fired up [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My son is in 11th grade history this year, his last required year. It&#8217;s &#8211; surprise! &#8211; US history. Again. This makes me cranky.</p>
<p>I am not a history buff. I am, however, a believer in a solid education, and I think our educational system should be turning out more students who are fired up about history.</p>
<p>I remember my history education as a blur of repetitive American history. Coumbus blah blah American Revolution blah Lewis and Clark blah blah Civil War blah blah Industrial Revolution blah World Wars then, well, the school year was over. (They didn&#8217;t want to tackle the tricky Vietnam and Cold War.) All the schools ever seemed to teach was the same tired stuff, year after year, and what they required from us students was rote memorization of dates, battles, places, and presidents. &#8220;In 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue&#8230;&#8221; </p>
<p>I had only one class that stood out, a contemporary world problems seminar, where we read newspapers, debated current events and talked about issues as they unfolded through the eyes of the everyday citizen. It was the only class that engaged us on every level.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s no wonder that our American system turns out so few history geeks. We teach it as a dead field of study, we teach only dead facts and figures, and we skew it so heavily toward our own history that it distorts our young people&#8217;s view of the world around us.</p>
<p>Ethnocentrism is the tendency to look at the world primarily from the perspective of one&#8217;s own culture. It often entails the belief that one&#8217;s own race or ethnic group is the most important and/or that some or all aspects of its culture are superior to those of other groups.</p>
<p>I did a survey of Washington state&#8217;s educational standards, and here&#8217;s an oversimplified summary of the 12-year history curriculum:</p>
<p>1st grade &#8211; none<br />
2nd grade &#8211; none<br />
3rd grade &#8211; US history<br />
4th grade &#8211; state and US history<br />
5th grade &#8211; US history<br />
6th grade &#8211; world history<br />
7th grade &#8211; state and US history<br />
8th grade &#8211; US history<br />
9th grade &#8211; US history<br />
10th grade &#8211; modern world history<br />
11th grade &#8211; US history<br />
12th grade &#8211; Contemporary world problems or other social science (elective)</p>
<p>That&#8217;s 7 years of US history, 2 years of world history, and one social science elective. Pardon me, but is the last 500 years of one country&#8217;s history on one continent proportionally &#8211; 7:2 &#8211; so critical? Are we Americans really so special that we need to review the American Revolution and Lewis and Clark <i>seven times</i> in seven years, cover multiple milennia of Chinese history once for three weeks in sixth grade, and never touch on modern Middle Eastern or Southeast Asian history at all?</p>
<p>History could be so much more compelling to students if we taught about the people behind the dates, places &#038; battles, their stories, hopes &#038; dreams. We need to cover the ideas and philosophies that were flashpoints for historical change, and why, in the context of their times and culture, they drove people to such passionate measures. We need to not be so afraid of religion, in the historical and comparative context, in schools, religion was and continues to be a significant impetus  for conflict and political change.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve often been told that the reason we study history is so that we will learn from our mistakes. </p>
<blockquote><p><i>Is quisnam does non perceptum ex history est fatum ut revolvo is.</i><br />
He who does not learn from history is destined to repeat it.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Sarah Palin</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 20:04:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bryan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve always tried, on this blog, to avoid politics. It&#8217;s divisive, and not really what the site is about. But I feel strongly about a politician, for the first time in a while, and wanted to write about it. So, we&#8217;ll set aside the rule for now. As most of those of you who read [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://smugpuppies.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/palinportrait.jpg'><img src="http://smugpuppies.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/palinportrait.jpg" alt="Sarah Palin" title="Sarah Palin" width="160" height="281" class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-700" /></a>We&#8217;ve always tried, on this blog, to avoid politics.  It&#8217;s divisive, and not really what the site is about.  But I feel strongly about a politician, for the first time in a while, and wanted to write about it.  So, we&#8217;ll set aside the rule for now.</p>
<p>As most of those of you who read here know, Jeri and I lived in Alaska before moving to Washington state in 2005.  I&#8217;d lived there, off and on, for a big chunk of my life, from 1969 until we moved here.  So yeah, I’m an Alaskan, even though I live in Washington.  I’ll always identify with the place.</p>
<p>Alaska politics is odd mix of not immensely sophisticated and weirdly chaotic.  Alaska has been a “red” state for many years, but with an odd penchant for mavericks and oddities.  Sometimes relatively conservative Democrats do well there, perhaps the best example being ex-governor Tony Knowles, former governor and mayor of Anchorage.  Of late, the Republican Party has been wracked with charges of corruption from state legislators up to Senator-for-Life Ted Stevens.  The Alaska GOP has for years assumed its supremacy and often paid the price for that arrogance.  Politics in Alaska have generally been a mix of amusing and exasperating.  So, you know, like most places.</p>
<p>Me, politically?  I tend a lot to sit on the fence, uncomfortably, as a moderate, but have leaned Republican and conservative for the most part.  I split from the party here and there, somewhat strongly…gun control, for example.  I totally agree with Obama’s point from his convention speech that we can still honor the First Amendment and keep AK-47s out of the hands of criminals.  I am not evangelical about politics (or most things, mind you), but I don’t suffer fools gladly, especially disingenuous politicians.  I’m sick to death of rhetoric.  I’m bone weary of two plus year long campaigns for federal office.  I think most politicians – not all, but most – are suspect.  I find Rush Limbaugh equally repellant as James Carville; I’m tired of the BS from both of them.  Jon Stewart is absolutely my hero – even though I don’t agree with his politics &#8211; for <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFQFB5YpDZE">going on CNN’s Crossfire</a> a couple of years ago and telling those idiot pundits to shut the hell up: they were hurting America.  And lo, CNN heard and cancelled, and it was good.  </p>
<p>I went to high school for a couple of years with <a href="http://ltgov.state.ak.us/">Sean Parnell</a>, Sarah Palin’s Lt. Governor.  Played football with him.  I don’t consider Sean to be a close friend or claim any sort of “in” with him…I just like him; I think he’s a thoroughly decent guy who in my few dealings with him has been genuine and honest.  I’ve never met Governor Palin, though, but I think she’s cut from the same cloth as Sean.  </p>
<p>Enough background.  I’ve decided, after some initial trepidation, that I am totally stoked about <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080830/pl_nm/usa_politics_dc_111">Sarah Palin being the Republican vice presidential candidate</a>.  Here’s why.</p>
<p>It’s not because she’s a woman, any more than I’d be stoked about Barack Obama being black, or me being a fat guy from Poulsbo.  To me, that should be and is irrelevant, and I truly believe we are never, ever going to get over discrimination until we quit worrying about it and move the hell on.  We’re different racially, religiously and sexually, and that’s sometimes interesting, sometimes troubling, it sometimes causes us to act differently, but worrying about that so much is about three-fourths of the problem.  If the being a woman part of it impresses me, it’s because <a href="http://smugpuppies.com/2008/03/06/alaskas-surprising-governor/">she frickin’ gave birth 4 months ago</a> (men still can’t do that) and never skipped a beat doing her job.  And I complain when my feet hurt!  I do “get it” that being a woman puts her in a hole with some people.  I just think that’s their problem, not mine.</p>
<p>No, I’m stoked about Sarah because I think she’s really, truly different as a politician.  Her honesty is important to her.  Getting the government out of people’s way, but using it as tool for the common good is important.  Corruption, to her, is loathsome, and she doesn’t give a crap who the bad actor is, they deserve no place in government and she pushes them out.  She appears (and I say “appears” because how the hell do you really know, absent direct inside knowledge) to be a great family person.  As I watched <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKByFPy7-RU">her speech </a>in Dayton accepting McCain’s offer, I was struck by the time out of that few minutes she had to be introduced to America that she took to talk about her family, in particular her husband and oldest son.  Unlike many such platitudes from politicos running for office, it struck me as very genuine.</p>
<p>I also have feeling that while she would love to win this election, if she doesn’t, she’ll be quite content to go home and watch her husband Todd win another snowmobile race and, oh yeah, run the largest land mass state in the country, one loaded with natural resources we’re going to need to manage.  Or maybe go shoot a moose.  I doubt she’ll go off wailing and gnashing her teeth, gain weight, grow a beard (well, figuratively) and sulk.  Why do I think this?  Because before McCain called the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMZmXCsg5_Q">last time she talked about the VP job </a>she not only downplayed her chances, but laughed a bit about the office itself; the proper attitude, even though I do think the position is important given McCain’s age.       </p>
<p>I like that the mistakes Palin makes, like maybe not being the best debater, not having the pat answer, seem to be mistakes of honesty, not lying.  This thing with the ex-brother-in-law state trooper is an overblown piece of muckraking crap, with the chief rake-r being a guy she beat handily in the last election.  My take on that whole thing:  the trooper in question is a bad guy, who I wouldn’t want carrying a gun as a public protector.  If she can’t force his firing, if that’s what happened, regardless of who he was married to, then what the hell is her job, anyway?</p>
<p>I do think experience is an issue.  It’s one in her favor, ultimately, to me.  She has no experience in Washington DC – and other than that meaning she’ll have to learn how to wade through the crap, I think that’s good.  She’s been running a state the last two years while Obama, McCain, and Biden have been, well, running for President.  She’s been in the executive branch; the other three are legislators…lawmakers, not leaders.  Foreign policy?  Well, other than personally having a multinational background genetically, what does Obama have more so than Palin – voting on State Department funding?  Isn’t that why we have career diplomats and experts?  The details are up to them, the policy is up to the President.  It’s a wash, folks, at worst for Palin, in spite of what you’ll be hearing.</p>
<p>So, I’m dropping my overt political indifference to say, give Sarah Palin a look.  Forget the pundits, the Fox News screamers, the Air America snits, and the Monday morning quarterbacks of the network news.  I feel better about a national politician than I have in a long, long time.</p>
<p>I just hope I’m not jinxing her.  </p>
<p><i>Note: For a different, but equally positive, take on Sarah Palin&#8217;s newly-minted candidacy, check out Alaskan blogger Jim Wright&#8217;s excellent summary at <a href="http://stonekettlestation.blogspot.com/2008/08/worst-kept-secret-in-ohio.html">Stonekettle Station</a>.</i></p>
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		<title>Traveling Salesman</title>
		<link>http://smugpuppies.com/2008/08/28/traveling-salesman/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 06:22:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeri</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have a travel pet peeve. (OK, I travel frequently enough to have many travel pet peeves &#8211; but I&#8217;m sharing this one today.) I really detest it when the flight attendants make their sales pitch on the airline&#8217;s mileage plan credit card. It annoys me on many levels. If it were a telemarketer calling [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have a travel pet peeve.</p>
<p>(OK, I travel frequently enough to have many travel pet peeves &#8211; but I&#8217;m sharing this one today.)</p>
<p>I really detest it when the flight attendants make their sales pitch on the airline&#8217;s mileage plan credit card. It annoys me on many levels.</p>
<p>If it were a telemarketer calling me with the same spiel, I&#8217;d hang up immediately. I don&#8217;t have that option when I&#8217;m on the plane, I&#8217;m a member of a captive audience, and hearing is the one sense you can&#8217;t turn off. </p>
<p>I already paid a pretty penny to be a member of that captive audience, and I shouldn&#8217;t be subject to intrusive advertising while I&#8217;m picking through my .75 oz of pretzels, crouched in my tiny, uncomfortable seat with the guy in front of me reclined into my lap. It&#8217;d be different if I received a discount for being willing to be bombarded with ads, because I <i>didn&#8217;t</i>. I wouldn&#8217;t take that option!</p>
<p>I especially hate it when it&#8217;s a night flight and they wake the whole plane up early to make their sales pitch. Yeah, I&#8217;m sure that&#8217;s real effective.</p>
<p>The airline needs to consider their demographic. I&#8217;d guess that 99% of those flying booked their ticket using a credit card; having access to credit is an entry criteria for air travel. In my case, I&#8217;m a frequent flyer. I have to listen to their sales garbage on a really frequent basis. I clamp down on a strong desire to trip them when they come down the aisle &#8211; twice this time &#8211; waving credit card applications around like they&#8217;re major league baseball tickets.</p>
<p>The Alaska Airlines marketing pitch is currently quite misleading, with a hard sell on the &#8220;receive 20,000 mileage points, enough for a free ticket anywhere Alaska airlines flies!&#8221; Those who read industry news know that AK Air is raising their mileage ticket award threshold to 25,000 points later this fall, so the whole hard sell seems slimy to me.</p>
<p>You know, I already have one of their freaking credit cards. The flight attendants even addressed the existing cardholder issue this time around, with &#8220;You can get the mileage bonus if you apply for a business card in addition to your personal card.&#8221; </p>
<p>Let me get right on that. What the U.S. economy surely needs now, in this recession, is more access to credit and more people spending themselves into debt.</p>
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		<title>Stonekettle Station</title>
		<link>http://smugpuppies.com/2008/07/31/stonekettle-station/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 03:53:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeri</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Go visit Jim&#8217;s blog. Read his wonderfully foamy post &#8220;Jerkoff of the week: Downey Savings and Loan&#8220;. This particular story is especially entertaining because it appears that a snarky troll, adding all sorts of vitriolic commentary, seems to have done so from an Internet address labeled &#8220;downeysavings.com&#8221; &#8211; perhaps an ill-advised employee? If you happen [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Go visit Jim&#8217;s blog.  Read his wonderfully foamy post &#8220;<a href="http://stonekettlestation.blogspot.com/2008/07/jerkoff-of-week-downey-savings-and-loan.html">Jerkoff of the week: Downey Savings and Loan</a>&#8220;.  This particular story is especially entertaining because it appears that a snarky troll, adding all sorts of vitriolic commentary, seems to have done so from an Internet address labeled &#8220;downeysavings.com&#8221; &#8211; perhaps an ill-advised employee?</p>
<p>If you happen to be in California and anywhere near a branch of the aforementioned savings and loan, you might want to drop by and mention this story to them.  I&#8217;m sure they&#8217;re proud of themselves. [/sarcasm]</p>
<p>While you&#8217;re on Jim&#8217;s blog, stay and read some other stuff too &#8211; Jim&#8217;s a good writer AND has great photoshop skills, too.</p>
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