Search Phrase Bingo
I’m going to swipe a blog topic and share my oddball search phrases with the world. Thanks, Google Analytics!
Can airport X-rays see a joint?
A knee joint, yes. Other types of joints, uh, I’ll defer to the experts on that one. Really, you can’t travel without your stash?
Free puppies that people can’t have
If people can’t have them, then they’re not available, and probably don’t technically qualify as free. I think. My head hurts.
Seattle nude housekeeping
Really? Is this a trend? Because, really, there are things that don’t mix well with vacuum hoses and caustic cleansers.
Work for puppies
So does this mean that the puppies would be your employer? “Hiya boss, want a bone?” Or does it mean that you get paid in puppies? “Nice job this week, Smitty, we’re increasing your pay from a beagle to a labrador.”
Xray porn
Since X-rays don’t really image soft tissue all that well, I can only assume that the searcher really likes bones a lot. A WHOLE lot.
My dad has gone crazy
Not to be cold and unsupportive, but how the heck is GOOGLE going to help you with this?
Miss Smug 2008
Wow, there’s an award? I never knew. What are the criteria – and is there a talent competition? I’ll make sure I’m entered for 2009.
Strip club UCF
Trollops, we’ve got a new gig!
October 2nd, 2009
Re. the nude housekeeping, you’d better believe that there are some things that just don’t mix.
October 3rd, 2009
I dunno John, I used to work with a woman who claimed she clean house in the nude. She said that way the dirt didn’t get on her clothes, all she had to do was jump in the shower when she was done. She was a real clean freak too!
I suspect she did it more for the entertainment of her much older husband.
Double EWWW.
October 6th, 2009
This reminds me that the best way to learn to cook bacon is in the nude. That way you keep the heat down so the grease doesn’t spit and pop onto your unprotected skin!
Really! Don’t look at me that way. It’s the truth!