A couple of us have been playing around on Twitter and Facebook with #crazyday – tweeting the nuttiest things we can think of, rather than our usual daily trivia. I’ve actually tried to create a cohesive story of altered reality – here it is, so far:

# When I woke up, there was a spaceship on my back lawn and aliens raiding my fridge. They’d stepped in dog crap and tracked it in. #crazyday

# Aboard the alien spaceship. Apparently they needed a new pet, couldn’t persuade them to take the cat instead. BlackBerry works! #crazyday

# I’m beginning to look forward to the electroshock behavior modification sessions. At least they’re a break from the tedium. #crazyday

# My captors are taking me out for a walk. I hate the choke collar, but I guess I’ve tried to slip my lead and escape too often. #crazyday

# Finally escaped! The docs can’t seem to find the implanted alien locator & control chip, so I keep trying to remove it myself. #crazyday

# @Janiece65 Eww, the neck is scary – arteries & nerves. Mine is in my hip, I have to use mirrors and twist to try to remove it. Ugh. #crazyday

# They’ve found me. They search the house by day & hover overhead at night in stealth shuttles, waiting for me to make a mistake. #crazyday

# If I eat only clear food and liquids, maybe I’ll become invisible. #crazyday

# @uberjima Tinfoil hat AND duct tape jacket! #crazyday

# I’ve painted my car matte black, lined it with tinfoil and am living in it now. Park it in a new spot nightly. They won’t find me! #crazyday

# The cops dragged me away to a hospital when I stopped wearing clothes-how can I be invisible with ‘em on? #crazyday

# They’re trying to poison me in the food and water, and they hold me down and shove pills down my throat. I get rid of ‘em later. #crazyday

# Damn restraints. Stupid straitjacket. They’re dripping the poison directly into my veins now and I can’t stop screaming! #crazyday

# @sotsogm How did you know I have a webcam? Are you spying on me? Where’s my tinfoil hat & duct tape jacket… #crazyday

# @Janiece65 God, I hate running through the cornfields in my altogether – that foliage slices open bare skin! #crazyday

# @Janiece65 And why is it that there are no children of the wheat? Too short? Or children of the vineyard? I’d sign up for THAT! #crazyday

# @Janiece65 They’ve eaten their way through my kitchen, my pets, and are now looking for… I don’t know what. Run! #crazyday

# They’re letting me go! I have new clothes and a bottle of shiny red pills. I dropped them into the bushes as I ran to my car. #crazyday

To be continued…

Visit Janiece, who’s having a great time with this too!