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	<title>Comments on: The Truth is Out There</title>
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	<description>You can't have everything. Where would you put it?</description>
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		<title>By: Eric</title>
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		<dc:creator>Eric</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2009 15:21:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ahem.

Restroom documentation is instrumental to world domination.  Nobody likes doing it, but sometimes we need to keep the bigger picture in focus.  Even &lt;i&gt;one&lt;/i&gt; improperly documented restroom visit could result in catastrophe.

I will point out, however, that you may be making the common mistake of overlooking instruction 207(b) which states &quot;Line 504(a/9 sub. 3C), &#039;Amount of liquid hand soap/sanitizer,&#039; may be rounded to the next nearest centigram or omitted altogether (please signify with &#039;N/A&#039; or &#039;not applicable&#039; entry) when a restroom provides solid soap or powder.&quot;  I&#039;ve known experienced operatives who overlooked this simple and time-saving rule.  I hope this advice helps in your future reports.

Another common mistake to avoid, that may expedite your reporting: per instructions 38(b) and 106 (second revision), toilet paper (line 23(d(4))) can be reported either in metric centimeters &lt;i&gt;or&lt;/i&gt; (believed it or not!) as &lt;i&gt;sheets&lt;/i&gt;.  Instead of measuring your toilet paper usage with a tape measure or ruler, it&#039;s sufficient to simply enter the number of squares you used.  If I recall correctly, Jeri, you&#039;re aware of this (excellent penmanship in your reports, by the way--do you use a calligraphy pen by chance?), but other UCF members may find this a useful time-saver as well.

Hope that helps.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ahem.</p>
<p>Restroom documentation is instrumental to world domination.  Nobody likes doing it, but sometimes we need to keep the bigger picture in focus.  Even <i>one</i> improperly documented restroom visit could result in catastrophe.</p>
<p>I will point out, however, that you may be making the common mistake of overlooking instruction 207(b) which states &#8220;Line 504(a/9 sub. 3C), &#8216;Amount of liquid hand soap/sanitizer,&#8217; may be rounded to the next nearest centigram or omitted altogether (please signify with &#8216;N/A&#8217; or &#8216;not applicable&#8217; entry) when a restroom provides solid soap or powder.&#8221;  I&#8217;ve known experienced operatives who overlooked this simple and time-saving rule.  I hope this advice helps in your future reports.</p>
<p>Another common mistake to avoid, that may expedite your reporting: per instructions 38(b) and 106 (second revision), toilet paper (line 23(d(4))) can be reported either in metric centimeters <i>or</i> (believed it or not!) as <i>sheets</i>.  Instead of measuring your toilet paper usage with a tape measure or ruler, it&#8217;s sufficient to simply enter the number of squares you used.  If I recall correctly, Jeri, you&#8217;re aware of this (excellent penmanship in your reports, by the way&#8211;do you use a calligraphy pen by chance?), but other UCF members may find this a useful time-saver as well.</p>
<p>Hope that helps.</p>
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		<title>By: Janiece</title>
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		<dc:creator>Janiece</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2009 05:19:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;em&gt;Multiple Responsive Parametric Hemispheric Yield (MuRPHY&lt;sup&gt;TM&lt;/sup&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;

I&#039;m so proud.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>Multiple Responsive Parametric Hemispheric Yield (MuRPHY<sup>TM</sup>)</em></p>
<p>I&#8217;m so proud.</p>
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		<title>By: Nathan the Leader of the Super-Secret Guvment Funded Hordes of EEEEvil.</title>
		<link>http://smugpuppies.com/2009/01/01/the-truth-is-out-there/comment-page-1/#comment-3040</link>
		<dc:creator>Nathan the Leader of the Super-Secret Guvment Funded Hordes of EEEEvil.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2009 04:46:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Shhhhh!</description>
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		<title>By: Michelle K</title>
		<link>http://smugpuppies.com/2009/01/01/the-truth-is-out-there/comment-page-1/#comment-3039</link>
		<dc:creator>Michelle K</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2009 03:57:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Man, how long HAVE you known Nathan?!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Man, how long HAVE you known Nathan?!</p>
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