Where else would you hear the terms:
“He’s gonna die… but it’s gonna look great.”
“They’ve got themselves a rocket kind of thing.”
“Well, hopefully that’s our job, to strap rockets onto everything!”
“When in doubt, lubricate.”
“See, science is fun!”
“I think that was one of the most destructive things I’ve ever done. That was cool!”
“It’s not a myth. We’re just idiots.”
“Remember, don’t try this at home. We’re what you call ‘experts’.”
This morning they were:
- Pancaking a car between two semi-trucks.
- Testing the hygiene properties of vodka.
- Launching a person into the air on compressed-air bottle rockets.
- Smashing toes inside steel-toed boots.
They’re having way too much fun. I wonder if they’re taking applications for a logistics manager?