Interesting Platform

It’s too bad I no longer live in Alaska, because I’d really enjoy the opportunity to vote in this particular State House race.

I’m not sure AIP candidate DeNardo, running on an anti-communist platform, lives in the same Alaska that my friends & colleagues do. I think it’s some sort of alternate history version of the state.

16 Responses to “Interesting Platform”

  1. Jim Wright Says:

    70% of Alaska is under Joint US/Soviet management?

    WTF? NO seriously, WTF? Soviet? Um, yeah, ok. Joint management? ditto dubious ok.

    He had a booth at the fair, with a picture of Russia on it – but I didn’t bother to look at it any closer or listen to his shtick (I was distracted by the corn dog booth), now I wish I had.

    What a fruitcake.

  2. Jeri Says:

    Did you listen to the first question? Where he goes on to call the Canadian company awarded the gas pipeline “Soviet management” too? I’m sure that’s news to Canada. ;)

  3. Tania Says:

    You HAVE to read his statement from the Elections pamphlet, I’m looking for a link right now…

    Egads, that took forever. It’s in the Division II Elections Pamphlet, he’s running for office in District 31.

    ___________________________________________________

    BIOGRAPHY:

    I study the creation and impact of the Luciferian Marxist-Leninist Dialectical Sovietism that is the most encompassing secular historical force controlling every incorporated political party; the world’s exchange systems based on perpetual indentured slavery through interest bearing irredeemable security obligations, i.e. federal reserve notes; Law Merchant advisory panels masquerading as ‘juries’; bar associations composed strictly of card carrying Kommunist Komrade Kriminals acting in Alaska under the Alaska Supreme Soviet in conjunction with Soviet counterparts in NKVD through the Khabarovsk-Alaska Collectivization Project; and state sponsored Kriminal Globalism’s “perpetual War for perpetual peace”.

    1990 Soviet-Alaska Maritime Boundary Treaty transferred part of the Aleutian Chain back to the Soviet Union allowing Soviet military occupational of Alaska for 48 hours before rendering notice.

    Soviet controlled Conoco-Phillips/British Petroleum are expanding in Alaska with Soviet military intelligence (GRU) controlled Gazprom. Treaty created Pebble project is another aspect of Soviet Perestroika-Glasnost deception/strategy of state sponsored Kapitalist terrorism.

    STATEMENT:

    CALL TO REVOLUTION

    Alaska’s Divine Destiny
    Holy-Writ Book Revelation repeatedly references Alaska, Land of Great Eagle: Independent Republic leading Trinity’s forces against Lucifer, Antichrist, Kommunist International.

    Great Arctic Wealth
    Alaska’s Arctic Islands: Wrangell, Herald, Henrietta, Jeannette, Bennett contain 1,000 times Middle East reserves. Alaska Supreme Soviets: Fabe and Ostroumov, aka Bryner, conspiring under Soviet Khabarovsk-Alaska Collectivization Project merging legal systems, surrendering islands to Soviets.

    Mark Begich-Knowles Student Loan Kriminalism
    Begich, Student Loan chairman, overcharged interest on 27,000 student loans to reduce program.s millions negative net worth. AG Theresa Williams, Diane Barrans, Ken Dodson aided, abetted 100′s millions in interstate bond fraud.

    Internal auditor, I caught them.

    Promise prosecution, loans nullified.

    Gas Line
    Initiate immediately. Build free under Common Law gold and silver Coin. No transshipment. Create Alaska Great Eagle Republic infrastructure under Holy Writ’s Revelation.

    Bar Association
    Marxist-Leninist Kriminals imposing Kommunist Korporate feudalistic perpetual Usury servitudes destroying Common Law Republic. God-Man declared Satan attorneys’ father: Eternal Punishment. Insane for Alaskans to allow continued existence.

    Alaska Supreme Soviet
    Marxist-Leninist Kriminals: destroyed fundamental Republican Principles, Declaration of Independence: advocate Soviet self-perpetuating elite dictatorship.

    Fabe, Matthews, Eastaugh, Carpeneti, Rabinowitz aided, abetted rape of court employee at weekly biznezz meeting in Girdwood.

    Largest Alaska cocaine operation located Anchorage state law-library: complicity of court administrator Arthur Snowden, Jay Rabinowitz.

    Corrupt Soviet style organization: history of millions in kickbacks.

    Constitutional Convention
    People: Great Land of Great Eagle declare Organic Common Law Rights of Man based on Trinity’s Divine Word. Death of Attorney’s Luciferian Kommunist Korporate Kapitalism.

  4. Tania Says:

    I love the use of “K”. Not enough to start using it in my last name, but it makes me chuckle, thinking of the “Amerika” comments of the Cold War era.

  5. mattw Says:

    What a nutter!

  6. mattw Says:

    Does this mean I need a passport to travel to 70% of Alaska?

  7. Bryan Says:

    Wow, I’m a member of a communist-Soviet-Marxist-Leninist-Luciferian (well, ok, I knew about the Satan part) organization, the Alaska Bar! Awesome! Where do I get my Party Card? Party on, Vladmir.

    Now it’s the top ten commies in Alaska:

    10. Alaska Congressman Don Young (R-Alaska by way of Leningrad) – I mean, what a pinko. The beard proves it.

    9. Alaska State Rep. Bob Lynn (R-Kiev) – He IS running against the only upright (?) citizen in the Nation of Alaska.

    8. Alaska Supreme Court Justice Dana Fabe – Just because she doesn’t have a commie beard proves nothing. And besides, just what kind of name is Fabe anyway? Hard core Russkie, I’ll bet.

    7. “First Dude” Todd Palin – Not only the Lenin beard, but also that sly deception he calls “snowmachine racing”.

    6. Alaska State Trooper and “Troopergate” focus Mike Wooten – Rumored to have split the moose he took out of season with others for no pay. What a commie…why didn’t he sell it like a real capitalist?

    5. Jim Wright, noted Stonekettle Station blogger and woodcarver – Probably gives stuff away too. What an asshole.

    4. Former Alaska Governor Tony Knowles – Not only a Democrat, but blatantly refused to attack the Yukon Territory in spite of clear evidence of WMDs in Whitehorse.

    3. Alaska Senator Ted Stevens (R-Moscow) – So pinko that he has staged a mock trial just before his latest election just to prove how tough he is. And shared his chalet at the ski resort with other known commies, like his wife. It is her fault, you know.

    2. Governor Sarah Palin – I mean the red power suits and the SNL skits prove it. That and all the winking in interviews and debates. She’s winking at the Politburo, you betcha.

    …And the number one commie in Alaska…

    1. Daniel DeNardo – I can’t even trust myself.

  8. Vince Says:

    Give that man some drugs! And a straitjacket! No, not Bryan, the one in the video.

  9. Nathan Says:

    Holy Crap!

    I’d say he should be next in line to get Wagnerized but he does a pretty good job of it all by himself. And did his 7-year-old make the maps?

  10. Bryan Says:

    Already got the drugs, Vince. Surgery has to be good for something!

  11. kim Says:

    I am pretty sure that the last time I checked, no matter how much I may complain about the recently elected government, that we are not a communist country. Of course, I am Canadian so I might be wrong, and if I am, I sincerely apologize.
    :)

    This guy is a real piece of work..

  12. Jim Wright Says:

    Tania, I couldn’t even read the damn description you posted. Just the first few lines made my head hurt bad.

    All these years I’ve lived in Valley, surrounded by commies, who knew? Da Tardo, apparently.

  13. MWT Says:

    I’d say he’s more like Luis Sancho than Wagner. Seriously, if you haven’t checked Sancho’s website and the ISSS society website, you’re missing out on some serious head explodery.

  14. Jeri Says:

    Bryan, good to know that you’re a card-carrying member of a communist organization. I’ll keep that in mind. ;)

    Vince – a straightjacket for Bryan isn’t a bad idea.

    Kim, stop apologizing for Canada. :D

  15. Jeri Says:

    Jim, reading that position statement, I’d say the man is purely clinical. He’s off boiling bunnies and cleaning guns somewhere, and I am a little bit nervous.

  16. Carol Elaine Says:

    When Lynn was given the opportunity to ask DeNardo a question, how did he not blurt out, “DeNardo, are you fucking nuts?”