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They’re Getting My Vote!

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Vote for the third party! Strength, purpose, and victory over the Cylons (sorry, Jim)!

Let’s see the news media turn this ticket into a sensationalist slimefest. ;)

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8 Responses to “They’re Getting My Vote!”

  1. Bryan Says:
    September 2nd, 2008

    So Say We All!!!!

  2. Janiece Says:
    September 2nd, 2008

    Hee.

  3. Eric Says:
    September 2nd, 2008

    I heard he’s a drunk and she hasn’t totally shaken her brush with cancer. Also, her name sounds sorta like it could be pronounced “Rosama,” as in Bin Laden, as in are we sure she’s not a Muslim?

    Now Great Cthulhu, there’s a candidate for you. With Cthulhu, you know exactly where you stand: on the raging precipice of unspeakable madness while idiot flautists perform a terrifying cacophony shrilling in from outside of space and time, from beyond the cold and sterile reaches of infinite night. Sure, I know we’ve all heard right-wing nutjobs like Rush try to claim that Cthulhu isn’t even an American, and is therefore Constitutionally ineligible for the job, but here’s what the whackjobs aren’t telling you: that creatures native to a non-Euclidean dimensional space older than the universe were born in all places at the beginning of time, and therefore Cthulhu is as much a native of these shores as he is of the entire solar system or the M31 Galaxy–Cthulhu is 100% American! (And Arcturan!)

    Ia, Cthulhu fhtagn 2008!

  4. Bryan Says:
    September 2nd, 2008

    I wore my “Vote Cthulhu: Why Choose the Lesser Evil?” shirt Jeri got me all day yesterday.

    Now if he/she/it would pick Sarah Palin as his/her/its running mate, it’d be perfect.

    Sorry, Eric, couldn’t resist. Just a little evil, I guess.

  5. Tania Says:
    September 2nd, 2008

    I’m still hoping for another Aubrey/Maturin run at the candidacy.

  6. Eric Says:
    September 2nd, 2008

    Hey, Governor Palin would probably be a perfect running mate for Cthulhu: can’t you just picture them bonding over the carcass of a polar bear?

    :-P

  7. Jeri Says:
    September 2nd, 2008

    Plus, Cthulhu would feel quite at home on the icy arctic North Slope, and somehow I think He would enjoy the 24×7 darkness. They’d have a lot in common.

  8. Jim Wright Says:
    September 2nd, 2008

    Remember how the last season ended – nuclear wasteland. Just saying.

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