Jeri ____ and her husband ____ have been identified as part of the gang who cut a swath through the NorthWest, creating havoc in multiple small towns from Washington State to South Dakota. The couple are elbowed and dangerous (only partially armed). A third participant is as yet unidentified, and may be a “small person” (dwarf or midget). This third participant is sometimes known as “Maggie”. Be on the lookout, and do not try to apprehend by yourself. Report all potential sightings to your local Special Munitions, Unuaual Guns (SMUG) K-9 unit.

Nobody tells me squat!

Vince _____, a techno-empath who heals electronic and computer devices by the laying on of hands, has been the victim of an attempted murder by a technophobic neopagan group that has named him the “Great Gruagach”.

In a Vcast interview with cult media personality and social networking panderer Shawn _____, a haggard, bruised looking Vince expressed bewilderment, saying, “I don’t even know what the Great Whatchamacallit is! I’m just trying to help my clients keep their businesses running.”

Meanwhile, Shawn, a known camera hog who occasionally doesn’t even turn the camera on his interview subjects, smirked and began demonstrating the features of the new Tazeo, a combination smartphone, high-res video camera, video poker game and taser personal protection device.

At the end of the demonstration, he offered the Tazeo to Vince, waking the battered victim from a much needed nap. Vince yawned, but his eyes lit up; he grasped the device, scanned the controls, and promptly tested it on a very shocked Shawn.

The two men no longer sit anywhere near each other at UCF functions.

Once things are narrowed down to a few choices or even once you’ve chosen a location, the Director always goes there in person before it finalized. Yes, Spielberg would be there eventually.

Oh wait…nevermind.

They kinda go together in some semblance of order, so you have to read them over there.

Enjoy!

Terrorist Group Kidnaps…

Janiece – those 5,000 line Gantt charts can be lethal weapons, as are the plan review meetings to go over them. This scenario is not outside the realm of possibility.

Prizes! I like the prizes idea. I think I, too will offer a prize for the best headline/story/etc. The judges will be my geeky teens.

Also, y’all should go visit Lance’s blog, he’s playing along. It’s a good site, and he’s kind of an honorary associate UCF guy after having dinner with some of us at Worldcon. He likes SF, writing, cooking and IT stuff – we may yet assimilate him.