Archive for August, 2007

Ten Rhetorical Questions

I have been super busy with work this week, and in the evenings I have been watching a documentary series, so no deep or lengthy writing today… just, in honor of Ben’s baseball questions on Monday, a list of the first ten unanswerable questions that come to my mind.

  1. Why is it usually sunny during the week and raining on weekends?
  2. Why are children far more motivated about going back to school for their social life than for learning?
  3. Why do my dogs wake up and want out at 4am on the mornings I most want to sleep in?
  4. How is it that I can spend a fortune on groceries every week (teen boys!) and still be unable to come up with any decent ideas for dinner?
  5. Why does no one ever crave lettuce and celery sticks, or get sick of chocolate?
  6. Why do expensive garden plants die and cheap ones thrive and spread?
  7. Why are the first legs of your air travel itinerary always late – but the connecting flights on time?
  8. Why is airline food so horrid, and why do they expect people to buy it?
  9. Why is the seat belt latch on an airplane different from the kind in our cars?
  10. Why do we buy seats at pro sports events when no one ever actually sits in them through most of the game?

Please feel to add any original deep (or ridiculous) questions of your own!

Posted on Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007 by Jeri
Under: family, travel | 6 Comments »

More Mariners

JJ PutzSaturday, we took the whole family – grandparents, kids, etc – to a great Mariners game at the always amazing Safeco Field.

The Mariners came from behind to absolutely trounce the White Sox – and it was a ton of fun to watch! Weaver pitched well, and my mother-in-law got to see her favorite JJ Putz close. (Wanna know what Putz means in Yiddish? You should google it. Thanks, Mary!)

There were home runs, spectacular catches, strike outs and stolen bases. There was a gang of ten year olds in front of us, there for a birthday party. There was a drunk-ish guys leading fan cheers – and he got the ten year olds revved up! (He got a birthday cupcake for his efforts.) There was a Japanese tour bus full of schoolkids down front, wildly waving their Ichiro is the Man banners – in Japanese. (My older son speaks & reads it and translated.)

Speaking of older son, he had some great baseball questions:

  • Why does the closer pitch only one inning?
  • Why is there a designated hitter?
  • Why do we have to stand up during the seventh inning stretch?
  • Why is the ball out of play when it’s hit into the stands? Why can’t a fan toss it back into play?
  • Why is it a big deal when a bat breaks?
  • Why is the food so expensive?

And my question – why is it completely impossible to get a taxi after the game? You’d think that the cab companies would WANT to take advantage of 40,000 spectators heading out on the town, but there was not a single cab to be found.

I’m starting to really enjoy baseball, at least in person. It was a really great game!

Posted on Monday, August 20th, 2007 by Jeri
Under: Uncategorized | 3 Comments »

Ben and the Mustang

A couple of months, ago I photoshopped Ben into a Mustang convertible to celebrate him getting his permit. This time, no editing was required:

Ben Mustang

Grandpa and Grandma bought a 2007 convertible Mustang this week and drove it up to visit us. They let Ben drive it around the cul de sac. I got to take it out onto the highway. :)

Posted on Saturday, August 18th, 2007 by Jeri
Under: cars | 3 Comments »

Selective Service Scares Me

Army ArtilleryThe Draft in the News

The nation’s top military advisor, Army Lt Gen Douglas Lute, has announced that a reinstatement of the military draft is worth considering.

Lute also said that President Bush’s position is the all volunteer military meets the needs of the country and there is no current discussion of a draft.

Nonetheless, Lute feels frequent tours of duty to the middle east have overstressed our existing all-volunteer military force – and augmentation could be an option.

As a mother, and as a citizen, this terrifies me.

Selective Service Details

The draft was abolished by President Nixon in 1972, with selective service registration the only remaining requirement for America’s young men.

In the US, all men must register for selective service when they turn 18. This puts them into a pool that may be used if a military draft is ever authorized.

The Selective Service website emphasizes that registration is required by law. A man who fails to register may, if prosecuted and convicted, face a fine of up to $250,000 and/or a prison term of up to five years.

In addition, men who fail to register are ineligible for federal student aid, federal job training, federal jobs or citizenship.

The site indicates that, ironically, illegal aliens are supposed to register. A recent news article, however, states that the:

U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement has also postponed deportation of immigrants on active duty until they are discharged.

How generous of them. Illegal aliens have no other benefits and in fact would be deported if caught – but they’re supposed to register to be drafted and fight for the U.S., until they are discharged and then deported. Can we say “cannon fodder”?

Resident visa holders are also required to register, while temporary or diplomatic visa holders are not.

My Feelings

I have 18 year old and 15 year old sons, respectively. The 18 year old has registered, although he would possibly be found medically ineligible (epilepsy).

In my opinion, their decision whether or not to serve in the military should be a personal and deliberate one.

When an enlistee takes an oath to “support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic”, he or she needs to mean it.

It would be different if this were World War II and our nation was under active and ongoing attack from a legitimate foreign power. Everyone has a different level of obligation to support the country then!

In today’s military, which I believe has become more of an international peacekeeping force than a national defense entity, enlistment ought to be voluntary.

I know my older son is anti-military and pacifist. It’s not a belief system I share – I come from a family with a long history of decorated military service – but I have to respect it. He’s not putting on that uniform unless they drag him, kicking and screaming.

My younger son doesn’t have a position yet. I’ve actually encouraged him to consider the Coast Guard, as he loves boats and technology and would be able to work with both in that arm of the service.

Political Concern

I am sad that our valuable military is so overextended, young soldiers must serve repeated tours in the Middle East, and stop-loss measures prevent them from resigning at the end of their term.

When our government is faced with a budget shortfall, all too often the answer is “tax and spend more” rather than eliminating waste and spending less. Now we’re faced with a military resource shortfall and the answer is the same. Draft and send more, rather than eliminating waste and sending fewer troops overseas.

I don’t think that adding a draft to the mix would help matters, rather, I am afraid it would inflame the situation. I’d like to think that Americans would be opposed to the concept – but I’m not sure the everyday citizen voter would have any input into that decision.

Posted on Thursday, August 16th, 2007 by Jeri
Under: news, Politics | 8 Comments »

My Hat is Off to Driver’s Ed Teachers

Ben in a MustangHas anyone’s mother ever told them, “I hope your children are just like you. I’ll enjoy it tremendously.”?

Well, I’m now giving driving lessons to my 18 year old son Ben, the one who earned his permit a couple of months ago. Thanks, mom.

In spite of several layers of haircolor, I am turning gray. There are fingernail marks on the passenger seat armrest, and dents on the car roof from where I’ve braced myself, expecting imminent damage and destruction.

He’s had three parking lot sessions and five drives now. Yesterday, I had some errands to run and I let him drive the whole time – heavy traffic, construction zones, and mall parking. He did fine.

He has a tendency to swing wide and fast on right turns. On rare occasions gets his right and left mixed up. (I can hear my mom laughing now). He’s still unclear on right of way and has frequent questions about whether it’s his turn. He weaves and over-steers in his traffic lane. He’s run a red light (treated it like a stop sign), cut off a driver who did have the right of way, and missed turns because he’s too busy fighting with the turn signal.

On the whole, though, Ben is doing fine and learning fast. I’m really proud of him when I see him in the drivers’ seat, doing everything so cautiously and methodically. He has taken the written part of drivers’ ed, but is not scheduled for the drive portion until September. Oregon requires 50 hours of driving before he can take his driving test, and he should be an adequate driver by then.

I, on the other hand, will have a permanent case of passenger-side phobia.

Posted on Monday, August 13th, 2007 by Jeri
Under: cars, family | 3 Comments »